Let’s make Valentine’s Day sizzle! 🔥 Whether you’re head-over-heels in love, living your best single life, or stuck in that “are we or aren’t we?” zone (no judgment here), everyone deserves something special. And trust us, nothing says “I love you,” “I love me,” or “I like you but let’s not put a label on it” quite like the goodies at Spicerack Market. From sweet treats to savory eats, we’ve got your V-Day covered—relationship status: it’s complicated-approved.
So, let’s break it down—which relationship type are you, and what should you gift accordingly?
💖 1. The Hopeless Romantics (a.k.a. “The Notebook Was Based on Our Love”)
These are the people who write love letters for fun, have already planned their future wedding Pinterest board, and refer to each other as “my love” in text messages. They believe in soulmates, dramatic rain kisses, and probably cry at every rom-com ever made.
🔥 Banana Passion Massage Candle – Light it up, melt it down, and let the sensual warmth set the mood. Whether it’s for a relaxing massage or something a bit more adventurous, this candle says “I’m into you” in the best way.
🛁 Valentine’s Day Shower Fizzies – Because nothing says “romance” like a hot, steamy shower with scents that seduce the soul. Even if you’re just unwinding solo, these fizzies bring the luxury spa vibes right to your bathroom.
🤷♀️ 2. The Situationship Survivors (a.k.a. “Are We or Aren’t We?”)
Ah, the land of gray areas and unread texts. This relationship is best described as ”Let’s just see where this goes”—which is cute, except it’s been six months, and you’re still seeing where it goes.
🎁 Luxury Spa Gift Basket – Whether you’re stress-scrolling their Instagram or playing it cool, a spa night never hurt anybody. Detox, glow up, and remember: you’re the prize.
🕯️ Love Bubble Candle – The perfect gift for that ”we kinda like each other but let’s not make it weird” moment. Light it up and let the flickering flame decide: cuddle up or call it quits?
🥵 3. The Spicy Duos (a.k.a. “Our Love Language is… NSFW”)
These two can’t keep their hands off each other. If there’s an opportunity for PDA, they’re taking it. If there’s a new adventurous toy to try, they’re adding it to their cart before finishing this blog post.
💎 Pink Adjustable Nipple Clamps with Gemstone Hearts – For the couple that keeps things fun, frisky, and fabulously daring. These adjustable beauties bring just the right amount of ooh la la to your Valentine’s celebrations.
😈 Classic Leather Head Harness Ball Gag – Nothing says “trust and communication” like creative silence. 😂
💙 Aqua Adore Blue Leather Bow Collar & Leash – Because what’s better than a little fashion-forward devotion? Engrave a name, a special word, or just “mine.” 😉
🍕 4. The Best Friend Lovers (a.k.a. “We Were Roommates… and Then BOOM”)
This is the couple that started as “just friends” until one night, after one too many margaritas, they looked at each other and said, “Wait a minute…” Now, they spend their time making inside jokes, roasting each other daily, and knowing each other’s Chipotle orders by heart.
🎲 Gay Sex Positions Board Game – Because nothing says “Happy Valentine’s” like an incredibly entertaining game night that takes a wild turn. Perfect for a bestie-turned-lover or just for laughs.
🎨 Shibari Art Print – For the artsy couple that appreciates a little knotty beauty. Hang it up, admire it, and maybe get inspired.
🚀 5. The Long-Distance Lovers (a.k.a. “Our Relationship is Sponsored by FaceTime”)
Whether they’re cities, states, or time zones apart, these couples make it work with late-night video calls, care packages, and an unhealthy amount of texts that say, “I miss you.”
📱 Lovense Lush 3 Bluetooth Remote-Controlled Egg Vibrator – Close the distance with a tap on your phone. Control the fun from anywhere in the world, because true love has no borders—and neither should pleasure.
🖤 Arcwave x We-Vibe Stroker – A long-distance essential: two synced pleasure devices that let you and your partner feel each other’s touch, no matter how far apart you are.
😘 6. The Self-Love Queens & Kings (a.k.a. “My Valentine? Me.”)
Who needs a partner when you have yourself, your confidence, and an entire box of chocolates? This one’s for the independent icons who are treating February 14th as National Me Appreciation Day.
💥 Lovense Solace Thrusting Masturbator – A next-level solo play upgrade for the kings out there. If you’re treating yourself, might as well go all out.
🍆 Hankey’s Captain’s Hook Fantasy Dildo – Because size does matter when you’re picking the perfect Valentine’s date—and this one is always reliable. 😉
Which Relationship Type Are You?
No matter your relationship status—cuffed, confused, or confidently single—Spicerack Market has the perfect gift to match your vibe. So go ahead, grab a little something spicy for yourself or your favorite person. Because if love is in the air, it might as well come with a great gift. 😏💘
